• Preface • Glossary • An Island Morning
• Let's Call a Turkey a Turkey
• Dog Town
• Spreading Joy
• Off Season
• Shades of 2000
• Love, etc.
• Midlife Crunch
• Two Strings Attached
• Substitute Driver
• It's All in a Name
• Stunted Development
• Remote Control
• Ferry Rules
• Speedy Delivery • Old Duffers • Down and Out and Counting • My First Time • Away Happens • Passing the Peace • In the Name of the Father and of Saving Time • Raising the Bar • The Wedding Planner • This Town Ain't Big Enough for Both of 'em • Summer Visitor's Night • Four-Letter Words • Friendly Fire • Doing Hair • Culture Shock • Exploring the Westeag Estuary with a White Owl • Ask Not What Your Government Can Do For You • The Great American Duck Race • Victoria Station ° Bunglaries • Mainland Security